The Slanted Hallway

This episode? It's pretty..... unusual. John brown is a lousy nerd but he's scared so we all have to listen to him. OR DO WE?????

Edith hag is going for a typical standard completely unremarkable trip from one place to another place OR IS SHE?????

Creepy things keep happening to the livestock in America's heartland, and one man will have to step up and put his bum on the line, for America. 

Sasha Petrodollarsevitch is after his dead wife's killer. He's also an FBI agent, and he's also a karate expert. 

A past-her-prime scientistess wonders if she can find a man before she's all dried up. Or I guess it's a metaphor for that or something.

But actually the narrator fights with a malfunctioning censor as he tries recount a classic fairy tale... OR DOES HE???????

George, Luanne, and Billy are three typical teeny-boppers who spend a weekend getting stabbed and stuck and poked at camp Stickypokeystabby.

Compare to H.P Lovecraft's classic tale of horror. Or compare to a nice lasagna. You know how you can just stick a lasagna right back in the oven the next day to enjoy a second time? Well let's just say, when a young art student goes to stick that lasagna back in the oven, the oven door closes with his hand inside, because his oven isn't on a level surface like the factory instructions say, no he's trapped inside: THE SLANTED HALLWAY.

A young lady is possessed and her only hope lies with her local exorcist. 

In this week's episode, the National Christian Council On Fire Prevention, or  N.C.C.F.P for short, teaches us the importance of good, Christian, fire safety.  Fire Safety. It's about fire safety.